Planet Abilene

• Syringe gun / Blutsauger
  • The medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying:
    • "Anuhza successful procedure!"
    • "Woops! Zat was not medicine."
    • "Did zat sting? Sorry!"
    • "Zat, vas doctor-assisted homicide!"

• Medigun / Kritzkrieg
  • The medic bows and says "Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation-"Thanks, Idiots!")

• Bonesaw / Übersaw
  • The medic plays his Bonesaw as though it were a violin with one of several tunes
  • If the Übersaw is selected, the medic plays with a harsher, cello-like sound. It also has some unique tunes

Information obtained from TF2-Wiki